Nation/The Queendom of Kindjal

The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.36 billion Kindjalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,359 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,007 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kindjalian language, a government program is underway to revitalize Kindjal's beaches, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Groland for Safest, scoring 404.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.