Nation/Republic of Serbistan

The Dictatorship of Republic Of Serbistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Luka with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.568 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth 622 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,333 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of Serbistan's national animal is the Two-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Republic Of Serbistan is ranked 149,661st in the world and 416th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 6.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.