Nation/Jocospor

Civil Rights Unheard Of

Economy Strong

Political Freedom Outlawed

The Imperial Empire of Jocospor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emanoel II with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.725 billion Jocospites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vocryae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The strong Jocospite economy, worth 418 trillion Flamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,405 Flamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,782 per year while the poor average 28,831, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jocospor's national animal is the Finch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emanoelism.

Jocospor is ranked 10,464th in the world and 12th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,239.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.