Nation/The Capitalitee Isles

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The United Kingdom of The Capitalitee Isles is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20 million Capitalitee love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Capitalitee economy, worth 766 billion Kaptol Crowns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,318 Kaptol Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime is totally unknown. The Capitalitee Isles's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Capitalitee Isles is ranked 131,606th in the world and 215th in KAISERREICH for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,083.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.