Nation/The Orthodox Hellas

The Kingdom of The Orthodox Hellas is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 371 million Hellenes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The all-consuming Hellenic economy, worth 41.8 trillion Drahmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 112,801 Drahmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orthodox Hellas's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Orthodox Hellas is ranked 11,588th in the world and 2nd in New Acropolis for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,067.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.