Nation/Noreaugevland

The Republic of Noreaugevland is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Noreaugevlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The very strong Noreaugevlandian economy, worth 399 billion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,944 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Noreaugevland's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Noreaugevland is ranked 23,656th in the world and 641st in the West Pacific for Nudest, with 202.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.