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Omigodtheykilledkenny presidential election, 2020

2015 ←
March 31, 2020 (2020-03-31)
→ 2025

 
Candidate Jenny Chiang Vernel Sandberg
Party Conservative Liberal
Home state District of Pacifica Marsh Islands
Running mate Frank Grey Brunhilde Bokk

The Kennyite presidential election of 2020 is scheduled to be held on March 31, 2020. Incumbent President Sammy Faisano has decided not to seek another term in office; therefore, voters will choose between Conservative nominee and current National Security Adviser Jenny Chiang and "Liberal" Federal Assemblyman Vernel Sandberg. Also the "third parties" are fielding candidates that no one gives a shit about. The nominees for vice president are Conservative former Tėjas Governor Frank Grey and teen climate activist Brunhilde Bokk. Chiang would be the first woman elected president, as well as the first Asian, while Sandberg would be the first Jew. Additionally, Bokk would be the first bratty child to hold national office since Manuelo Fernanda or Antigone Morgan.