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Two hours from midnight, February 28th, 2136, the Consigahrian government declared war on the small island nation of Wezeltonia. Three Consigahrian soldiers died in battle, and 1,320 Wezeltonian soldiers also lost their lives. Ultimately, Wezeltonia surrendered over the telephone and withdrew its remaining 500 living troops from the Brasilistani Islands. The battle lasted only 14 hours. Consigahria retains possession as ordered troops and their families move to the islands permanently, and given estates and titles.
 
Two hours from midnight, February 28th, 2136, the Consigahrian government declared war on the small island nation of Wezeltonia. Three Consigahrian soldiers died in battle, and 1,320 Wezeltonian soldiers also lost their lives. Ultimately, Wezeltonia surrendered over the telephone and withdrew its remaining 500 living troops from the Brasilistani Islands. The battle lasted only 14 hours. Consigahria retains possession as ordered troops and their families move to the islands permanently, and given estates and titles.
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* [[Consigahria]]
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* [[History of Consigahria]]
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Revision as of 20:56, 19 August 2018

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The Just Colonial Protectorate of Consigahrian Brasilistan is a massive, efficient semi-autonomous nation, ruled by Chrysanthos Moshe Davis XV with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.127 billion Consigahrian-Brasilistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aramaea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The all-consuming Consigahrian Brasilistanian economy, worth 193 trillion ruices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,924 ruices, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Consigahrian Brasilistan's national animal is the Brasilistani falcon and its national religion is Judaism.

Consigahrian Brasilistan is ranked 68,469th in the world and 2,236th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 931.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Consigahrian Brasilistan is ranked 11,899th in the world for largest retail industry.

Government

The Consigahrian Brasilistani government is superintended by the government of Consigahria, making it a Consigahrian colony, and is technically a Consigahrian exclave, because its territory spans over a dozen islands and a section of the continent Brasilistan.

It is presided over by President Veryl Vincent Davis, the cousin of current Consigahrian Prime Minister Chrysanthos Moshe Davis XV.

History

Consigahrian-Brasilistani War

Militarily reticent Consigahria and a nation called Brasilistan were at war in April 2135. Brasilistan had also had war declared on them by several other nations. Several Consigahrian families, among thousands and thousands of other families from around the world who were touring in the nation, were abducted by the corrupt government and forced to work as slaves. On April 1st, 2135, Consigahria attacked the nation; and following their attack, other nations attacked as well. Brasilistan's landscape and population would be forever altered by the hundreds of thousands of mortars dropped onto the island nation. Prime Minister Davis X commented harshly in a public address on April 2nd, 2135, and his fiercely patriotic sixteen billion roared and jeered behind him either in person or watching a television: "Jewish people have already been enslaved once as a whole; and now Brasilistan wants to spit in Jewish faces, and not only ours, but to those of the world? There are Native Consigahrians among these people struggling to live in this foreign shithole known as Brasilistan, and I won't rest until I have remuneration. You other nations wanna come at me because I'm defending them? Our jets are the fastest in Spiritus; our bombs and their detonative blast waves travel extremely far in very short amounts of time; our navy is up to the navel in weaponry; our air force are armed up to the chin; our army are trained, many, and specialized; our anti-aircraft and anti-missile arsenals are computerized, protected, and automatic; and we will eviscerate every single one of you. I made noise: that was the point of the air raid. So now we'll relax on the civilian casualties and assault the arms factories, military airfields, and key bases of the nation." His red-faced threat continued for five minutes.

On April 3rd, Brasilistan's industrial base was quickly decimated by the Consigahrian NatArms as they stormed key points by air and water. As of April 4th, elite teams of assassins were sent into Brasilistan on foot to remove the leadership from power. 130 people would be killed, freeing the country from its oppressive leaders and allowing kidnapped citizens to return to their homelands. Consigahria sought total governmental reform and colonization, along with a couple other nations. In part to calm the furor, Consigahria is currently seeking electoral reform in its own jurisdiction.

Having decimated the native Brasilistani army, the western half of the island nation belonged to Consigahria following the war. The land was sold to the nation of Lordaguard for R$2.5 million.

Prime Minister Davis X has been charged in three international courts with genocide, and has been charged with withholding spending information from the public in his own nation. Davis X pleaded guilty on April 6th, but was acquitted of all charges. Shortly after, he increased military spending, fearing more warfare. Mid- and late-April average income tax was 80%.

Acquisition of Brasilistan

On January 30th, 2136, the federal government of Consigahria officially recognized a portion of western Brasilistan as one of its own states. The remaining population of the devastated, mostly uninhabited land have all the rights of Consigahrian citizens and may visit or move to the mainland; and likewise, Consigahrian natives and others who live on the mainland may visit or move to the Brasilistani Islands, which has been officially annexed as Brasilistani Islands Territory. The same invitation has been extended to all Brasilistanis and to all other peoples. Locally, the territory is called Brasili Territory; but abroad, the area is still widely understood as a sovereign terrorist country.

On February 4th, the government completed a national survey and concluded that the government acquired 1,241 islands with 140 million people who have survived the war, along with around 320,300 square miles of land and water.

Much of the territory is without plumbing; their source of water is evaporated, condensed, and purified ocean water, whereas the rest of the nation gets their source of water from mountain glaciers and rivers. The populace utilize outhouses a distance from their domiciles, and the excrement is used agriculturally. 170 years before its annexation, Brasilistan was world-renowned for the size of the potatoes it produced and exported. As of 2105, the nation was officially in a state of drought and severe famine, and their exports shut down entirely, forcing the country to mine "precious minerals" and export that. The nation failed to revitalize until 2132.

In 2135, Consigahria began to step in when its leadership noticed a fraction of their population AWOL, and noticed that other nations around the world reported the same thing. The trade secret was then leaked that Brasilistan's government had literally kidnapped hundreds of thousands of people and forced them to work in mines as slaves. When Consigahria and another world superpower declared war, Brasilistan began to kill the slaves off, and the government was soon destroyed and hundreds of thousands of survivors of war spared.

As elections become more and more popular, a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party as anti-governmental websites begin to spring up following the ban of non-Native-owned casinos and minor gambling. Back-alley bris clinics are popping up all over the nation as a result of the recent criminalization of the practice of circumcision, and some doctors and some parents face felony charges.

A portion of the island nation of Brasilistan was acquired by the nation as of February 1st, 2136. On February 4th, the government assigned the islands it had acquired status as a territory, and assigned it a name: Brasilistani Islands Territory, nicknamed locally Brasili Territory. Its population was found to be 400 million. More studies are currently taking place; but it has been discovered that the Territory's population disagree with the rest of the nation on how the previous warfare should be represented in school textbooks.

Two 8.7-9.6 earthquakes damaged buildings, killed 135 million people, and caused a massive coastal tsunami and a subsequent large-scale oil spill. This contaminated the majority of the nation's municipal drinking water, so a very expensive campaign has been started to import piped water from abroad.

In September, 2136, the prohibition on fracking was abolished. Also, all technology must now be personally blessed by religious officials before they are sold.

The Battle of Brasili Territory

After a month of being buttered up by the federal government, the populace there has come to terms with their annexation; but a small but heavily-armed nation named Wezeltonia has the islands under siege, claiming sovereignty over the islands and the people, a heavily illegal act, federally and internationally. As citizens of Brasili Territory become accustomed to their newer, and apparently inherently better, Consigahrian lives, a nation invades the islands on February 28th and claim sovereignty for their nation. Consigahrian Prime Minister Davis X phoned the leader of Wezeltonia and requested that his troops and police be removed from the islands at once, as it was Consigahrian soil, only to be cursed out and the call suddenly ended. The following morning, the Prime Minister's family spent upwards of R$150 billion of their own money to finance an impending battle over the islands; they refuse to be stolen from. All of the citizens in the territory at stake and more than half of the mainland's citizens endorse the government as it prepares to declare war.

Two hours from midnight, February 28th, 2136, the Consigahrian government declared war on the small island nation of Wezeltonia. Three Consigahrian soldiers died in battle, and 1,320 Wezeltonian soldiers also lost their lives. Ultimately, Wezeltonia surrendered over the telephone and withdrew its remaining 500 living troops from the Brasilistani Islands. The battle lasted only 14 hours. Consigahria retains possession as ordered troops and their families move to the islands permanently, and given estates and titles.

Further reading