Dance Party

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Dance Party
Däncër Pari
Hiklarmangian name Dens Pari
Abbreviation DP
Leader BoBo, The Sad Clown
Spokesperson "Mr. Bubbles, the firebreathing, motherf***ing dragon"
Founder Dënÿss Dërmas
Slogan "Ër gärs rÿn" (We Want Rain)
Founded 5 September 2011
Membership  (2019) "Around 10,000"
Ideology Absurdism
Satire
Joke party
Political position Officaly None.
Colors      Grey
National Assembly of Darkmania
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Govenors of The Provinces
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Local Councils
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Dance Party (Darkmanian: Däncër Pari) is a joke political party in Darkmania, founded in 2010 by famous comedian Dënÿss Dërmas in order to "make darkmanian politics utterly chaotic". They are famous for advocating for more rain, greener roads by literally painting the roads green, ban on clowns (until 2018 when they elected a literal clown to the Särterhüs), making sure they do something and banning "banning things". They are infamous in Darkmanian politics due to their satire aimed at the political elite. Their sole representative on the Särterhüs is BoBo, the sad clown, who is famous for wearing his clown outfit doing sessions, causing some infamous moments doing serious debates. He is said to retire from the Särterhüs doing the election in 2020.

History

Foundation

On 28th August 2011, a segment of the popular late-night show "Lëst Kvïld mëit Dënÿss Dërmas", Dënÿss announced, in the end, their intention to make a political party before the 10th September deadline to register in order to "make the grey politics colourfull with utter nonsense" as well as to enter the 2012 election. The party was officially registered on 5th September 2011. Doing the campaign, their main slogan was "We Want Rain" (Darkmanian: Ër gärs rÿn), and was at one point the 5th most popular party according to the polls. In the end, they got around 10 000 votes and a 7th place and one won seat.

1st Dënÿss party chair era (2011- 2014)

After the election, doing a segment on "Lëst Kvïld mëit Dënÿss Dërmas", Dënÿss announced that he will shut down the party as it was intended to be a one-time joke. However, after the segment had aired, a popular movement on social media called "#KeepTheDanceParty". This was covered by the mass media and by the next episode of "Lëst Kvïld", Dënÿss announced that due to the large demand to keep the party, he will let the party live on. However, he was not to become the party leader. The party held a summit on August 2014, resulting in that Dënÿss wound still have a connection to the party, while he would not officially be the party leader. -History WIP-


Ideology

Due to the bizarre nature of the party, they are officially listed as the official centre of Darkmanian politics, a move that DP accepted only in 2018. In the Särterhüs, they have often promoted acts that do nothing and is considered as a joke. Doing the opening of the Särterhüs after the election in 2012, they stood out by having their sole MP dress in his "party uniform", a colourfull clown-dress. This became famous on the internet both inside Darkmania and abroad.

The party are, according to Dërmas himself "fucking useless when it comes to everything". And it shows. The party has often proposed acts, with the most famous of them being an act to "ENSURE THAT CAPSLOCK ARE TURNED ON FOREVER". It was voted down 3 to 595, but it has since become a running gag within the party.