Emakera

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The People's Federation of Emakera is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Abede-Nego Manfredini Guimarães Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 17.884 billion Emakerans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paço. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emakeran economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Dinheiroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,813 Dinheiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emakera's national animal is the Snow Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.