Manuelo Fernanda

Fernanda (left), beating the holy hell out of singer Wing, circa 2005.

Manuelo Fernanda (GCRC, b. May 31, 1975), aka the Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico, is a Kennyite boxer and politician, and the disgraced former president of that country. He forfeited his office in 2012, when he was forced the flee the country rather than face charges of attempted murder after being discovered in the Altani embassy with an unconscious hooker.^[1] He is currently living in exile on the resort isle and "bouncy beach volleyball court" of his best friend and fuck-buddy, Empress Jhessan Spaulding of The Palentine.

A native of Paradise City or Del Fuego, depending on the biography, Fernanda was first elected president on the God-fearing, Freedom-loving Conservative Patriot Party ticket in 2005. The first Latino and Roman Catholic, and at 30 the youngest man ever elected president, Fernanda developed a reputation as something of an international playboy while in office, mostly going for diplomats and women in power. His administration was notorious for a cavalier disregard for international opinion, a certain disdain for the United Nations, and setting a record for most rogue nations invaded in a single term. He was re-elected in 2010, and was succeeded by his vice president, Sammy Faisano.