Moravianda

The Uzbekistan People's Republic of Moravianda is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirizayayev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 776 million Uzbeks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samarkand. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uzbek economy, worth 98.5 trillion Uzbekistani soms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 126,887 Uzbekistani soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids coo over Shavkat Mirizayayev's expected child, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Moravianda's historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravianda's national animal is the Karabair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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