Nation/Republic of Ami

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Republic of Ami
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The Republic of Ami flag
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WA classification Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Classification Republic of the Republic
Civil Rights Below Average
Economy Strong
Political Freedom Good

The Republic of Republic of Ami is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Today with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.633 billion Amicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amigrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Amican economy, worth 548 trillion Aminars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,283 Aminars, with the richest citizens earning 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, priests are being drafted by the church load, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and royalty is so last century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Ami's national animal is the Amica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amism.