Nation/Saint Lucifer

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The Heads is Tails of Saint Lucifer is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.038 billion Fallen Angels are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Fallen economy, worth 211 trillion Golden Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,074 Golden Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saint Lucifer has designated Hell as its capital city, Harry Potter books are banned, Saint Lucifer's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Underworld, and protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Lucifer's national animal is the Siamese cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.