Nation/WesternMichigan

The Armed Republic of WesternMichigan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 749 million Michiganders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Michiganian economy, worth 59.7 trillion US dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,666 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, religious education is a new government priority, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WesternMichigan's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WesternMichigan is ranked 34,258th in the world and 96th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nudest, with 185.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.