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The Imperial State of Dytarma is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Malcolm Stolarz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.804 billion Dytarmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
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The Imperial State of Dytarma is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malcolm Stolarz with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.067 billion Dytarmen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
  
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhana. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.
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The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhana. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.
  
The frighteningly efficient Dytarmian economy, worth 235 trillion Dyts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,697 Dyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
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The frighteningly efficient Dytarmen economy, worth 319 trillion Dyts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,555 Dyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
  
Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hawk hunting institutions, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is almost non-existent. Dytarma's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
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The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, they say that Malcolm Stolarz's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Rhana's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dytarma's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Latest revision as of 15:03, 15 November 2016

The Imperial State of Dytarma is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malcolm Stolarz with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.067 billion Dytarmen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhana. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dytarmen economy, worth 319 trillion Dyts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,555 Dyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, they say that Malcolm Stolarz's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Rhana's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dytarma's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.