Nation/GrarG

The Dominion of GrarG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by GrarG the Magnificent with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.594 billion iGrarGi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XaGaTaGaX. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient aGrarGa economy, worth a remarkable 3,401 trillion Human Finger Bones a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,343 Human Finger Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GrarG's national animal is the Defossilised Actiboar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Post-Postmodernism.

GrarG is ranked 20,417th in the world and 873rd in Osiris for Nudest, with 207.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.