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The Republic of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 6 million Tasmanian's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
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The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.
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The a Tasmanian economy, worth 389 billion Tasmanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,843 Tasmanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
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The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime is almost non-existent. The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania's national animal is the Gunnersaurus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
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The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is ranked 92,595th in the world and 3,967th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 29.96 Quips Per Hour.

Revision as of 06:11, 23 April 2016

The Republic of The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 6 million Tasmanian's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The a Tasmanian economy, worth 389 billion Tasmanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,843 Tasmanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime is almost non-existent. The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania's national animal is the Gunnersaurus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Island Formerly Known As Tasmania is ranked 92,595th in the world and 3,967th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 29.96 Quips Per Hour.