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| − | + | The Republic of The Montonian is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 398 million The Montonianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." | |
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| + | The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%. | ||
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| + | The The Montonianian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,406 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest. | ||
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| + | The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the Coyote is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Montonian's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests. | ||
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| + | The Montonian is ranked 23,925th in the world and 5th in Fundamental Theorem of Algebra for Most Authoritarian, with 1.71 Stalins. | ||
Revision as of 08:00, 24 April 2016
The Republic of The Montonian is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 398 million The Montonianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.
The The Montonianian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,406 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the Coyote is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Montonian's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Montonian is ranked 23,925th in the world and 5th in Fundamental Theorem of Algebra for Most Authoritarian, with 1.71 Stalins.
