Nation/The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain
 The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain's current flag. | |
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Motto | Bonum fabulosa Mane |
| Anthem |
a burp in the key of C major |
| Capital | Bakkleswødt |
| Largest city |
Billymaysia |
| WA Status |
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| List of Languages | |
| Official scripts |
Roman (Latin) (others unknown) |
| Ethnic groups (as of 5/7/2016) |
100.0 Balckans |
| Demonym |
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| Government |
Unknown, Iron Fist Consumerists
|
| Legislature |
Absolute dictatorship |
| Independence |
date unknown |
| Area (total) |
414,548 km (160,057.9 square miles) |
| Drives on the |
right |
| Calling code |
N/A |
| ISO 3166 code |
N/A |
| Internet TLD | N/A |
The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is an sprawling, orderly nation of 3,271,860,649 hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout Balckans, a number that fluctuates constantly. The incumbent Ruler is Pito Frendejo. The beloved national animal of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is the Barbaloot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation. rime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force, and its national religion is Manchurianism. The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is notable for its triple-decker prams, ban on automobiles, and flagrant waste-dumping. Its citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." Civil Rights in The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is classified as Unheard Of, which means, Civil Rights are just a dream in The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain where they are generally Unheard Of and the "Thought Police" run roughshod through the streets. Political Freedom in The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is classified as Outlawed, which means, the political protesters of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain are summarily arrested, determined guilty and shot in this nation of Outlawed Political Freedoms where the police are judge, jury and executioner.
The form of government is known as an Iron Fist Consumerists (Low Social, Medium Economic, Low Political), which is one of the right-leaning government types. The government is relatively small corrupt, moralistic and well-organized. It is dominated by the Ministry of Defence, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bakkleswødt, also being the largest city and the financial capital. The flat income tax rate is 33.2%.
The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain currently resides in Technologica, and is also one of the five WA Members there. Within the region of Technologica, as well as in The World, The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is considered a Powerbroker, a political nation that is able to exert strong influence over the will of smaller, weaker nations. (Ranked 6 out of 21 levels) Technologica has a Power Ranking of Low, a rating just off the bottom, yet far from the top when it comes to political might or power. Almost 50% of the nations of The World fall into this category usually reserved for new regions, regions with few members and regions on a steep decline.
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History
A common Balckan story says that the Balckowain was once a hodgepodge of the so-called evil Emperor of Allin, that wanted to mine its rich gold. But once the leader Quackaloo Naotje was born, a triple rainbow emerged in the sky, it suddenly turned to spring and a magical fairy appeared in the sky to alert the troubled populace of the Chosen One's arrival. Everybody was desperate for peace and harmony and freeing from the Communist powers that Allin had over the land. With one snap of his finger, Naotje was able to kill and gore the Emperor without even touching him. He was able to walk at just 4 days old and spoke all the languages at 2 days old. He is a hybrid of all the species in the entire land, and possesses superhuman abilities. After this incident, everyone was trying to get a glimpse, for it was true that they would be saved upon the sight of the newborn leader. And so, they were saved. He made his mother, and father, and other humans so to spread the Word of Naotje to the impoverished.
TBC
Geography
To The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain's east lies none and the opposite lies nothing. The nation is located between CLASSIFIED° and CLASSIFIED° latituides and CLASSIFIED° and CLASSIFIED° longituides. The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is also bordered by the Atlantic Ocean in the west and the Technologican-European Sea in the east. Territory covers 414,548 km (160,057.9 sq mi) (see Infobox), consisting of 409,360 km (158,054.78 sq mi) of land and 11,260 km (4,347.5103 sq mi) of water. It is the fourth largest nation in Technologica.
Elevation ranges from the barren mountain of Mount Bork at 1,936 metres or 20,838.93 feet in the north to the wrecked shores of the Balckan Bay in the southeast. The destroyed forests of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain and the lowlands of the western and nothwest parts of the nation (lowest point: Fgfgfgfgg at -1 metres or -3 feet below sea level) are traversed by several major rivers, including the Jar, Hhh, Aafhjkdashfkjdhflkjaskjfhdfhajkfhkjahflashfakfjsjkjkahsdfkhalksfhdhklfasfjkldlaboreloreboahkshfklakfdasdkfh (yes, that really is its name) and the Bork River. The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain's alpine glaciers are currently experiencing extensive deglaciation by the government. Natural resources include dirt, coal, potash, timber, lignite, uranium, copper, natural gas, salt, nickel, not-so-arable land and water.
Climate
All of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain has a temperate seasonal climate. It is situated in the continental Eastern European climate. The climate is moderated by the North Atlantic Drift, the northern extension of the Gulf Stream. Allinburg gets an average of 681 mm (26.811 in) precipitation per year. Rainfall occurs year-round, with no consistent dry season. winters can be very cold and summers very warm, and longer dry periods can occur. Temperatures can weirdly exceed 50 °C (122 °F).
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Government Priorities
The Eddsworld Angel Pastiche of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is a juggernaut of military might and power and is not afraid to show it on a regular basis. The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain, never a nation to be overly concerned with Administration, nonetheless, has a small cadre of administrators, bookkeepers, accountants and pencil-pushers on the payroll to keep things running smoothly. The Eddsworld Angel Pastiche of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain has ratcheted up its Defence budget so high that children are not allowed to fly kites without proper clearance. The Art of the Trade is a revered tome in The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain, where anyone and everyone from the government to the man on the street has something to buy, sell or trade in this nation dedicated to Commerce. Public Transportation in The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain, while adequate, is a low priority in governmental budget discussions, where most attendees arrive in their state-issued personal vehicles. The divine realm is within sight of most of the citizens of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain, who seek understanding and connectedness with a larger reality in the cosmos thanks to the nation's high contributions to its Spirituality budget. Due to a low budgetary priority, the state of Healthcare in The Eddsworld Angel Pastiche of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain is so bad that Band-Aids and Aspirin are about the best care citizens can hope for if they go to a 'hospital', which most would barely consider a clinic. 'Deterrence, effective deterrence' is the primary motto of the moderately-funded Law and Order community of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain, followed closely by 'incarceration, long, long incarceration'.
The Eddsworld Angel Pastiche of The Wellywood Colony of the Balckowain has provided zero budget resources to the following areas:
- Welfare
- Education
- Environment
- Social Equality
Economy
The frighteningly efficient Balckan economy, worth 625 trillion beefs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,076 Sterlins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest. The exchange rate is US$1 = 0.6424 beefs = US$1.5566.[1]
World Census Rankings
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