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|region_page                = <!--REGION_LINK_START-->[https://www.nationstates.net/region=guadeloupe Guadeloupe]<!--REGION_LINK_END-->
 
|region_page                = <!--REGION_LINK_START-->[https://www.nationstates.net/region=guadeloupe Guadeloupe]<!--REGION_LINK_END-->
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'''Guadeloupe''' is a <!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_START-->minuscule region<!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_END-->, <!--REGION_STYLE_START-->inhabited by a sole nation.
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'''Guadeloupe''' is a <!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_START-->minuscule region<!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_END-->, <!--REGION_STYLE_START-->inhabited by a few solitary nations.
  
There is no such thing as society in Guadeloupe, with denizens enjoying the right to do anything and everything. Nothing is true, everything is politically permitted. Families in the region are so obsessed with the economy that the discussion of laffer curves and supply-side reforms over dinner is a regular occurrence in member nations. Inhabitants rarely are visited by the tax collector, and the region boasts a paltry median tax rate of 8%. The region is a beacon of capitalism, with the public sector not existing in any meaningful way in constituent economies. Major trade deals are negotiated at the family dinner table and during lovemaking.
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The straight-backed, broad-smiling populace of Guadeloupe eagerly dismissed concerns of oppression. Nations in the region are considered developing democracies, with some political freedoms afforded to denizens. The economy of the region is remarkably unremarkable, with members being neither powerhouses nor basket cases. Inhabitants rarely are visited by the tax collector, and the region boasts a paltry median tax rate of 3%. The economies of nations in the region tend to be dominated by the private sector, with on average only -1% of the economy comprising the public sector. National governments within the region are more concerned with corporate welfare than the welfare of ordinary citizens, with commerce budgets accounting for an average of 49% of public expenditure.
  
In Guadeloupe education, when conducted, is done with sticks and mud. The region is a lawless wasteland, nations regularly being the subject of documentaries by brave filmmakers. Governments make no provision for law and order. Nations within the region are forced to use soft fruit and harsh language in the field of battle, with no government funds being set aside for defense. Due to the lack of any Public transport, streets are packed with cars, bikes, and assorted noisy vehicles.
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Denizens of the Guadeloupe are poorly educated, with rampant illiteracy. Criminality is rife within the region, with law enforcement struggling to cope. Governments allocate a meagre -1%, on average, of their budgets to law and order. Denizens have small defense forces. Public transport is an afterthought, with only -1% of total government budgets in the region being devoted to it.
  
Nobody really knows about the state of administration in Guadeloupe. Observers asked for information, but found nobody was available to take calls. Hospital patients are given credit checks upon passing through emergency rooms, as no government provision is made for healthcare in the region. No welfare is provided in the region. Those unlucky enough to fall into unemployment are forgotten and abandoned. Governments in the region are avowedly atheist - no public funds are allocated to spirituality.
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Governments in Guadeloupe find themselves in a constant state of disarray, with very little co-ordination, only -1% on average of government budgets being devoted to Administration. Some government provision is made for healthcare, but at an average of only -1% the provision for healthcare in the region is paltry. Welfare in the region is minimal, with only a small amount of expenditure being devoted to spending on social security. Spirituality is a moderate priority of governments within the region, with-1% of government budgets being devoted to Spirituality.
  
In Guadeloupe, Social inequality is total, with wealth being held by a tiny fraction of the region's populace. The landscapes of the region are no longer recognizable as such, the atmosphere being unbreathable and the only jungles being made of concrete.<!--REGION_STYLE_END-->
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Social inequality is rife amongst the nations within Guadeloupe. The environments of the nations in the region are almost universally appalling.<!--REGION_STYLE_END-->
  
 
[[Category: Regions]]
 
[[Category: Regions]]

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Guadeloupe
Founder Guadeloupe State
WA Delegate No Delegate
Members 2
 -  of which WA 0
Regional population
 -  2014 estimate 6 billion
GRP N/A
Regional HDI 0.560
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Region page
Guadeloupe
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Guadeloupe

Guadeloupe is a minuscule region, inhabited by a few solitary nations.

The straight-backed, broad-smiling populace of Guadeloupe eagerly dismissed concerns of oppression. Nations in the region are considered developing democracies, with some political freedoms afforded to denizens. The economy of the region is remarkably unremarkable, with members being neither powerhouses nor basket cases. Inhabitants rarely are visited by the tax collector, and the region boasts a paltry median tax rate of 3%. The economies of nations in the region tend to be dominated by the private sector, with on average only -1% of the economy comprising the public sector. National governments within the region are more concerned with corporate welfare than the welfare of ordinary citizens, with commerce budgets accounting for an average of 49% of public expenditure.

Denizens of the Guadeloupe are poorly educated, with rampant illiteracy. Criminality is rife within the region, with law enforcement struggling to cope. Governments allocate a meagre -1%, on average, of their budgets to law and order. Denizens have small defense forces. Public transport is an afterthought, with only -1% of total government budgets in the region being devoted to it.

Governments in Guadeloupe find themselves in a constant state of disarray, with very little co-ordination, only -1% on average of government budgets being devoted to Administration. Some government provision is made for healthcare, but at an average of only -1% the provision for healthcare in the region is paltry. Welfare in the region is minimal, with only a small amount of expenditure being devoted to spending on social security. Spirituality is a moderate priority of governments within the region, with-1% of government budgets being devoted to Spirituality.

Social inequality is rife amongst the nations within Guadeloupe. The environments of the nations in the region are almost universally appalling.