SVS
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| Agency overview | |
|---|---|
| Formed | January 1, 1982 |
| Headquarters |
Screw You World HQ, Basement Complex Paradise City |
| Motto | "It's a slam-dunk case!" |
| Agency executive | Jacob Tyler, Director |
SVS is Omigodtheykilledkenny's primary national intelligence service. It is tasked with advising the president, cabinet members and congressional leaders on potential threats to Kennyite interests originating abroad—and when their intel inevitably proves to be bogus, resigning and writing tell-all books trashing the administration and blaming everything on "that interminable blowhard Jack Riley." The agency is also heavily involved with trying to outmaneuver and even humiliate other clandestine intelligence services, including KCU and (formerly) CPESL, particularly when bill-collectors from said agencies come calling.
No one knows what the initials "SVS" stand for, although a common assumption is "Surveillance and Verification Service." Another, more common assumption, based on the agency's notorious comical ineptitude and seeming inability to get anything right, is Spy vs. Spy.
Agents of SVS have nonetheless managed some key intelligence victories, in conflicts like the Kitten Revolution and the war on witchcraft. However, there can be no redemption for the agency after that unbelievably boneheaded assumption that the native girls of Tiki Taki were concealing weapons of mass destruction in their coconut bikinis. What the fuck was up with that?
