Statsen
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| The Constitutional Monarchy of Statsen Statsen
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| Capital | Statzbûrg | ||
| Largest city | Statzbûrg | ||
| Official languages | Statish | ||
| Recognised national languages | Norwegian, Swedish, Danish | ||
| Demonym | Statson | ||
| Government | Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy | ||
| - | Prince | Benjor Harlaug | |
| - | Prime minister | Hampfel Dranner | |
| Legislature | Drivatingr | ||
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| - | Unification | 759 | |
| - | Dissolution | 1973 | |
| - | Second Statish Monarchy | 2012 | |
| - | Region | League of Christian Nations | |
| Population | |||
| - | 2014 estimate | 2.045 Billion | |
| HDI | 0.856 very high |
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| Currency | Weiler | ||
| Date format | dd ˘ mm ˘ yyyy | ||
| Internet TLD | .st | ||
The Constitusional Monarchy of Statsen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Benjor Harlaug with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.045 billion Statsons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statzbûrg. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.
Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statsen's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pentecostalism, and its currency is the Weiler.
