Thor

Thor
Thor, depicted as the god of war in the Theodore Stanson painting, Thor Tears the Xtap Scum a New One, 1861.
1st President of Omigodtheykilledkenny
In office	June 6, 1785 – June 6, 1790
Succeeded by	Douglas Frowning
Personal details
Born	c. 1751
Died	1804 Silvergate, Nessie Shelf
Spouse	Sif (m. 1780 – ran off with Loki, 1791)
Children	Cursed by a priest so that he could never breed

Thor was the founder and first president of Omigodtheykilledkenny. An avid explorer (and most likely a pirate), he built a fleet to bring his supporters to a new life in Ameranta (which he likely discovered during a raiding expedition), where they encountered the Xtapolopaqetl. He urged his followers on to revolt against the Xtaps when they didn't immediately hail him as their king in 1785. The Xtap Empire was overthrown, and Thor declared the country's new president. His tenure has been described as "a miracle," in that the nation did not fall apart after just five years of his miserable rule. He was defeated for reelection and succeeded by his political rival Douglas Frowning in 1790.

Thor's brother Loki founded the nearby country of Boricuastan in 1793.