User:Poland Lithuania and Ukraine

The Commonwealth of Poland Lithuania and Ukraine is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate population of 14 million Slavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 42%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, nudity is frowned upon, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poland Lithuania and Ukraine's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Slavian Mark.