User:Omigodtheykilledkenny
| Kenny | |
|---|---|
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| Dick-tator of Assholes Oasis | |
| Incumbent | |
| In office | May 22, 2005 |
| Admin of United Nations Old Guard | |
| Incumbent | |
| In office | June 17, 2013 |
| Personal information | |
| Born |
January 1, 2000 Chinese Super-Soldiers Breeding Camp |
| Location | Standing right behind you... BOO!!! |
| Nationality | Plutonian |
| Day I finally crack and run into the streets screaming and wildly firing a rifle | Imminent |
Yes, that's right, I am the infamous Kenny (and not "that fucking dickhead who smeared me on the AO forums"...no matter what Ardchoille says!). I occasionally edit NSwiki when I'm bored. I live in San Diego County, California, where I work as an unassuming bank manager by day, and bad-ass demon-hunter by night. I lurk in back alleys with a double-edged ax which I use to lop off their terrible seething heads. The CW series Supernatural is loosely based on my life. I am also currently dating one of the top ten supermodels in the world. She won't let me reveal her identity, but one thing's for sure: she's definitely real. I will post pics with her face blurred. You will be amazed. NS incarnations of mine include Omigodtheykilledkenny, SchutteGod and Thessadoria. (Yes, Virginia, there is a Thessadoria!) I am only using NS as a venue to scout for soldiers for the impending demon apocalypse, and when the end finally comes, I plan to high-tail it to West Virginia and hide out in The Palentine's bunker where I can easily fight off the advancing demonic hordes. And now that you all know the horrible truth, I have to kill you. Lucky for you the feds are surrounding my isolationist compound in the Borrego Springs desert even as we speak. Once I've finished them off, I'm coming after you. Count on it.
In all seriousness...
I am a sysop. If you are experiencing problems with NSwiki, try telegramming me and I'll see what I can do.
Come up and see me sometime!
- Antarctic Oasis forum: http://z11.invisionfree.com/antarctic_oasis
- UN Old Guard forum: http://z6.invisionfree.com/un_old_guard
- WA Forum: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewforum.php?f=8
- Telegram me: http://www.nationstates.net/omigodtheykilledkenny
