User:Seketan
| Alycks ????? | |
| 1st Badass of Canada
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|---|---|
| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office December 1st 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Conceived |
| 1st Model UN ambassador of Ukraine
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| In office December 3rd 2014 – January 15 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Created |
| 1st President of Labour-Liberal
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| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office September 17 2015 | |
| Preceded by | Postion Created |
| Born | December 5th Colony B163, Soviet Territory, Mars |
| Political party | Labour-Liberal |
| Religion | Food |
"This is a humouress article about me. This does not reflect me. Or maybe it does; who knows." --Seketan (talk) 00:27, 29 December 2015 (EST)
Alex, or Alycks ?????, is a Canadian asshole and soviet spy. He is best known for his fictional country Seketan and his failed assassination attempt on Stephen Harper, who is widely known as Satan in Canada. He is also known for being a horrible actor in Soviet educational films.
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Early Life
Alex was born on a Soviet colony on Mars unknown to the world. He spent his childhood with his best friend named Vladimir Putin. They punched bears together ever since they were 3 years old. Upon discovering America exists, Putin became enraged as Alex became intrigued. However, when he launched to America, he missed and landed in some god forsaken country.
Alex tried to assasinate Stephen Harper but was deported back to Colony B163. After illegally returning, he became homeless and worked as a rubbish collector in some landfill for 6 and a 1/2 years. After his "forced upon retirement", Alex began plotting to invade America to rebuild the Soviet Union and soon the Soviet Empire.
Alex forgot how to speak Russian also, like the idiot he is.
Alex got a bachelors degree of Soviet Arts, a diploma recognized by institutes like his basement.
Filmography
This is a list for all the films Alex has acted in. Alex happens to be a very good p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ educational film actor.
- Death to America!!! (1999 film)
- Wake Up America: You didn't win the Space Race (2002 film)
- How to Mutilate Americans: for Kids and Parents Alike! (2006 film)
- Why North Korea and the Soviets Should Band Together (2010 short)
- How to Bake a Cake (2013 film)
- How to Bake a Cake 2 (2015 film)
YouTube Channel
He has a YouTube channel, though he refuses to reveal anything about it. People speculate he does makeup tutorials, toothpaste unboxings, and Slender lets plays. People speculate his channel's name is "EnderGirlCraft666 - MINECRAFT AND MORE! GIVEAWAYS!"
Personal Life
Alex grew to become some nerdy imbecile who spends too much time playing stupid video games. He also does fictional politics on some website a guy named Max Barry made.
He befriended some person named Jaac. They united their fictional nations for some reason.
Wife
He has none.
Girlfriends
He has none.
Friends
He has 2. Maybe 3.
Sports
He refuses to play them.
