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On February 5, 2008, as a Kennyite naval fleet was conducting war games in the South Pacific, an enormous (from their perspective) island suddenly popped into view on the near horizon. Upon further inspection of the mysterious landmass, Kennyite intelligence concluded that it was Wailele Island, which had apparently been released from a protectorate arrangement with Ausserland after the latter country [[cease to exist|ceased to exist]]. SVS suggested that the island suddenly came into view due to "military-grade helicopters" transporting it to a default region, but some scientists contended that the phenomenon occurred because after Ausserland vanished, "Ziggy" was left with no other choice but to "leap" Wailele to the closest possible spot from which it could carry out Ausserland's previous mission to prevent the looming (and inevitable) [[Kennyite Apocalypse]].
 
On February 5, 2008, as a Kennyite naval fleet was conducting war games in the South Pacific, an enormous (from their perspective) island suddenly popped into view on the near horizon. Upon further inspection of the mysterious landmass, Kennyite intelligence concluded that it was Wailele Island, which had apparently been released from a protectorate arrangement with Ausserland after the latter country [[cease to exist|ceased to exist]]. SVS suggested that the island suddenly came into view due to "military-grade helicopters" transporting it to a default region, but some scientists contended that the phenomenon occurred because after Ausserland vanished, "Ziggy" was left with no other choice but to "leap" Wailele to the closest possible spot from which it could carry out Ausserland's previous mission to prevent the looming (and inevitable) [[Kennyite Apocalypse]].
  
In 2009, while [[Manuelo Fernanda]] was struggling in the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny presidential election, 2010#Conservative primaries|Conservative primaries]], the Kennyite navy invaded Wailele Island to help his re-election chances. A small expeditionary force led by Captain [[Jenny Chiang]] established a foothold on a peninsula on the southwestern corner of the island, where a naval airbase was built. The navy also took control of a few tiny offshore islets. The Kennyites have yet to establish contact with the Wailele natives, who have either not noticed that a foreign power has encroached on their homeland, or had previously learned about the Kennyites from Ausslerland and have very wisely elected to stay away from them. In any case, Kennyite claims on the island have not been recognized internationally.
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In 2009, while [[Manuelo Fernanda]] was struggling in the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny presidential election, 2010#Conservative primaries|Conservative primaries]], the Kennyite navy invaded Wailele Island to help his re-election chances. A small expeditionary force led by Captain [[Jenny Chiang]] established a foothold on a peninsula on the southwestern corner of the island, where a naval airbase was built. The navy also took control of a few tiny offshore islets. The Kennyites have yet to establish contact with the Wailele natives, who have either not noticed that a foreign power has encroached on their homeland, or had previously learned about the Kennyites from Ausserland and have very wisely elected to stay away from them. In any case, Kennyite claims on the island have not been recognized internationally.
  
 
==Etymology==
 
==Etymology==

Revision as of 22:24, 27 December 2019

Wailele Island
Kennyite Wailele
MottoFinders keepers.
AnthemCecilia, by Paul Simon
Region The South Pacific
CapitalWhiskey Tango Foxtrot Naval Base
Government Military administration
 -  Administrator Capt. Jenny Chiang
Population
 -  2015 estimate 590,000
Currency tollen

Wailele Island is an isolated island country located in The South Pacific. Formerly under the protection of the (now-defunct) Principality of Ausserland, the island has since been claimed by Omigodtheykilledkenny.

On February 5, 2008, as a Kennyite naval fleet was conducting war games in the South Pacific, an enormous (from their perspective) island suddenly popped into view on the near horizon. Upon further inspection of the mysterious landmass, Kennyite intelligence concluded that it was Wailele Island, which had apparently been released from a protectorate arrangement with Ausserland after the latter country ceased to exist. SVS suggested that the island suddenly came into view due to "military-grade helicopters" transporting it to a default region, but some scientists contended that the phenomenon occurred because after Ausserland vanished, "Ziggy" was left with no other choice but to "leap" Wailele to the closest possible spot from which it could carry out Ausserland's previous mission to prevent the looming (and inevitable) Kennyite Apocalypse.

In 2009, while Manuelo Fernanda was struggling in the Conservative primaries, the Kennyite navy invaded Wailele Island to help his re-election chances. A small expeditionary force led by Captain Jenny Chiang established a foothold on a peninsula on the southwestern corner of the island, where a naval airbase was built. The navy also took control of a few tiny offshore islets. The Kennyites have yet to establish contact with the Wailele natives, who have either not noticed that a foreign power has encroached on their homeland, or had previously learned about the Kennyites from Ausserland and have very wisely elected to stay away from them. In any case, Kennyite claims on the island have not been recognized internationally.

Etymology

Wailele is a Polynesian word for "waterfall." From this, Kennyite anthropologists have concluded (after consulting the History Channel) that the only possible explanation is aliens.

Demographics

About 70 percent of Wailele Island's people are dwarves. This means they are clearly in league with their fellow short people, the gnomes. The case for invading them was only too easy.