WorldVision Song Contest 69

The 69th WorldVision Song Contest

Host
Location	Tampon Bay, Lactatia
Venue	Ramsey Arena, Indo States District
The Contest
Presenter	Mister Yiffer McOwO VI
Opening Act	The Parade of Nations
Interval Act	Dominique Yo Ass - Pineapple
The Participants
Number of entries	32 (4 DSQ)
Debuting Nations	0
Withdrawing Nations	0
Returning Nations	0
Vote
Voting System	Each country awards two sets of 12, 10, 8–1 points to their 10 favourite songs: one from their professional jury and the other from televoting.
Winner	Antahbrantahstan, 120 points
Yuliana Vergina Citra - Wigless
Runner Up	Darkmania, 109 points
Last Place	Missus X, 15 points
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The WorldVision Song Contest 69 (or WV69, WVSC69, SCP-069, The one where everyone stopped caring) was the 69th and arguably most meaningless iteration of NationStates' longest running music competiiton show, WorldVision. It took place for the first time in Lactatia, following its winning bid for the competition and a hefty bag of banknotes in a carrier bag emblazoned with the logo of the Lactatian Milk Council.

Host

The contest took place in Lactatia for the first time, and what many will perceive to be the last, assuming the heat death of the universe occurs before WVSC6969.

The Bidding Process

Candidate Cities

During the bidding process, a record ten nations had submitted their intention to host the competition. The nations and cities are listed below.

• Cidarah, Kuala Lumpia
• Crazybloxia, Crazybloxian Empire
• Effin, Missus X
• Faren, South Batoko
• Gërlërtyrasërälövüränmersën/Sërna, Vartugia
• Glescae, Scottish Socialists
• Kajoyo, Saviera
• Pen Island, The Hlhata States
• Rotlichtčiku, Tödlichebujoku
• Tampon Bay, Lactatia

Results

Bid	Number of Votes (10)
Tampon Bay, Lactatia	4 (40.0%)
Effin, Missus X	3 (30.0%)
Faren, South Batoko	1 (10.0%)
Kajoyo, Saviera	1 (10.0%)
Pen Island, The Hlhata States	1 (10.0%)
Cidarah, Kuala Lumpia	0
Crazybloxia, Crazybloxian Empire	0
Glescae, Scottish Socialists	0
Gërlërtyrasërälövüränmersën/Sërna, Vartugia	0
Rotlichtčiku, Tödlichebujoku	0

Therefore, Lactatia were awarded the rights to host the 69th WorldVision Song Contest, as well as the legally-binding blame for any death, injury, dismemberment or mental scarring that occured during said hosting.

WorldVision 69 in Dazajin

Venue

Opening and Interval Acts

Participating Nations

List of Participating Nations

Running Order and Results

Draw	Nation	Artist	Song	Language(s)	Place	Points
01	Axuva	Juanita Jones featuring Juanitas Cooking Class	Bake It	English	11	61
02	Main Nation Ministry	Jessica Madden	Purgatory	English	27	32
03	Ardoki	Alistair Killian Moriarty	Phoenix	English	17	52
04	Indo States	Sidrovich Destrilliyev	Poor Independent Fatimania	English	33	DSQ
05	Kalmarlund	DJ Sinneschlössen	Bra	Swedish	29	28
06	Scottish Socialists	Andy Wright	Born and Bred	English	13	59
07	Vartugia	Kevin And The Shitposters	Give Us Calcium!	English	25	35
08	Western Edeltia	Liliana Nicola Deneszki	Nosze Tastralin Moszczek (Bizarre Love Triangle)	Edeltian Polish	33	DSQ
09	Darkmania	Ändrea Sëdtÿrme	Enkle Toner	Norwegian	2	109
10	Nekoni	Gropey Dave and the Right-Arm Shufflers	Don't Put Deep Heat Down There	English	15	54
11	Missus X	Rick Leg	Sexy	English	32	15
12	Mister X	Will Carter	Twerk	English	9	68
13	Wolfrenia	James Borle	My Land	English	31	18
14	Polkopia	Yulia Vegovna and the Vegovites	We Don't Want Fatiman	English	12	61
15	Proluvia	n/a	n/a	n/a	33	DSQ
16	Electrum	Janet Snakehole	Touch Me	English	10	64
17	Mercedini	Gimme D	G.I.M.M.E. D.	English	4	103
18	Electrum Diplomatic Offices	Gertrude Pullman	Boycott	English	28	30
19	Talvezout	The Ylfa War Choir feat. Ylfa Philharmonic	Prelude No.5 in A Minor	English	26	34
20	Pambudia	Lutvi	Right Way	English	33	DSQ
21	Izmedu	Hrzenjak & Planeta	Zona opasnosti	Izmeduan	6	85
22	Normandy and Picardy	Andrew and the Normies	Sexy Cup of Tea: A Masturbatea Production	English	3	107
23	Wazekia	Dauma Norslak	Good Evening	English	22	40
24	Antahbrantahstan	Yuliana Vergina Citra	Wigless	English	1	120
25	Todlichebujoku	Anja Krajacic & Kiraya	Finger (Fuck It)	English	8	68
26	Adab	Rafa Farrakh and Roman Albag	Birdie	English	24	36
27	Kalosia	Shalissa	In the City	English	14	58
28	Vartugia	Doris (all)Day(longonthiscock) and Co.	It's Time to Lactate	English	25	35
29	Postman Sayoc	Postman Sayoc	Postman Sayoc	English	26	5
30	Aloquirbe	Tizzy Ricochet	Turn It Up	English	21	42
31	Saviera	Izmedzuli Snijega	Fire and Furry	English	30	27
32	1zmedu	Prudencija Nikolic	Shine	English	20	44
33	Togonistan	Son Kiddy	Heads Up	English	16	53
34	Libereco kaj Paco	Iu Ajn	Kion ĝi signifas?	Esperanto	7	74
35	SquareDisc City	Dorothy Titun	Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack	English	19	46
36	Llalta	Esther Winterbourne	Like Memories	English	5	98

Scoreboard

Other Nations

Incidents

Betting

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