Region/Central Perk

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Central Perk
Founder Joey Tribbiani
WA Delegate No Delegate
Members 6
 -  of which WA 0
Regional population
 -  2014 estimate 11 billion
GRP N/A
Regional HDI 0.500
low
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Central Perk

Central Perk is a small region, sparsely populated by only 6 nations and without any World Assembly representation.

In Central Perk, denizens enjoy their civil rights, although not too much, or too freely. Denizens are flush with political freedom, although competing opinions often mean that political gridlock is the norm. Economies in the region tend to be stronger than average, although most are not big enough to be considered heavyweights. Denizens tend to pay their taxes quickly and quietly, with a median tax rate of 18%. The economies of nations in the region tends to be heavily weighted towards the private sector, with on average only 25% of the economy comprising the public sector. Commerce within the region is an irrelevant annoyance to governments.

In Central Perk education, when conducted, is done with sticks and mud. The region is a lawless wasteland, nations regularly being the subject of documentaries by brave filmmakers. Governments make no provision for law and order. Nations within the region are forced to use soft fruit and harsh language in the field of battle, with no government funds being set aside for defense. Public transport is considered dirty and trampish in the region. You would be mad to use it.

The administration departments of Central Perk are all-consuming, soaking up budgets in aid of supporting a bureaucracy of millions, with an average of 29% of government budgets being devoted to Administration. Hospital patients are given credit checks upon passing through emergency rooms, as no government provision is made for healthcare in the region. No welfare is provided in the region. Those unlucky enough to fall into unemployment are forgotten and abandoned. Governments in the region are avowedly atheist - no public funds are allocated to spirituality.

In Central Perk, Social inequality is total, with wealth being held by a tiny fraction of the region's populace. The landscapes of the region are no longer recognizable as such, the atmosphere being unbreathable and the only jungles being made of concrete.