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| − | | name = Alycks ?????
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| − | | order = 1st Badass of Canada
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| − | | term_start = December 1st 2015
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| − | | predecessor = ''Postion Conceived''
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| − | | order2 = 1st {{wpl|Model UN ambassador}} of {{wpl|Ukraine}}
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| − | | term_start2 = December 3rd 2014
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| − | | term_end2 = January 15 2015
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| − | | predecessor2 = ''Postion Created''
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| − | | order3 = 1st {{wpl|President}} of [[Labour-Liberal]]
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| − | | term_start3 = September 17 2015
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| − | | predecessor3 = ''Postion Created''
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| − | | birth_date = December 5th
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| − | | birth_place = [[Colony B163]], Soviet Territory, Mars
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| − | | party = [[Labour-Liberal]]
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| − | | religion = Food
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| − | ''"This is a humouress article about me. This does not reflect me. Or maybe it does; who knows."''
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| − | --[[User:Seketan|Seketan]] ([[User talk:Seketan|talk]]) 00:27, 29 December 2015 (EST)
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| − | '''Alex''', or '''Alycks ?????''', is a Canadian asshole and soviet spy. He is best known for his fictional country [[Seketan]] and his failed assassination attempt on {{wpl|Stephen Harper}}, who is widely known as Satan in Canada. He is also known for being a horrible actor in Soviet educational films.
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| − | ==Early Life==
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| − | Alex was born on a Soviet colony on Mars unknown to the world. He spent his childhood with his best friend named Vladimir Putin. They punched bears together ever since they were 3 years old. Upon discovering America exists, Putin became enraged as Alex became intrigued. However, when he launched to America, he missed and landed in some {{wpl|Canada|god forsaken country}}.
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| − | Alex tried to assasinate Stephen Harper but was deported back to Colony B163. After illegally returning, he became homeless and worked as a rubbish collector in some landfill for 6 and a 1/2 years. After his "forced upon retirement", Alex began plotting to invade America to rebuild the Soviet Union and soon the Soviet Empire.
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| − | Alex forgot how to speak Russian also, like the idiot he is.
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| − | Alex got a bachelors degree of Soviet Arts, a diploma recognized by institutes like his basement.
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| − | ==Filmography==
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| − | This is a list for all the films Alex has acted in. Alex happens to be a very good p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ educational film actor.
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| − | * Death to America!!! (1999 film)
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| − | * Wake Up America: You didn't win the Space Race (2002 film)
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| − | * How to Mutilate Americans: for Kids and Parents Alike! (2006 film)
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| − | * Why North Korea and the Soviets Should Band Together (2010 short)
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| − | * How to Bake a Cake (2013 film)
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| − | * How to Bake a Cake 2 (2015 film)
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| − | ===YouTube Channel===
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| − | He has a YouTube channel, though he refuses to reveal anything about it. People speculate he does makeup tutorials, toothpaste unboxings, and Slender lets plays. People speculate his channel's name is "''EnderGirlCraft666 - MINECRAFT AND MORE! GIVEAWAYS!''"
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| − | ==Personal Life==
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| − | Alex grew to become some nerdy imbecile who spends too much time playing {{wpl|Fallout 4|stupid video games}}. He also does fictional politics on some website a guy named [[Max Barry]] made.
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| − | He befriended some person named [[Jaac]]. They united their fictional nations for some reason.
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| − | ===Wife===
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| − | He has none.
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| − | ===Girlfriends===
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| − | He has none.
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| − | ===Friends===
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| − | He has 2. Maybe 3.
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| − | ===Sports===
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| − | He refuses to play them.
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