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The Grand British Kingdom of Britonisea

Containing
The Grand British Kingdom of Britonisea Flag
Capital City	Telm City
Largest City	Al De Londonisea
Language in Britonisea
Other Languages	French, Spanish and Old Britonish (24 million speakers)
Population
Of Britonisea	3.975 billion people

The Grand British Kingdom of Britonisea is a vast country located in The region of The Northern Hemisphere. It borders countries such as Your Basement and New Berenzik. Britonisea is widely strenched across The Northern Hemisphere taking at least 50% of it's area and it's colonies taking a further 20%. The Capital City is Telm City which is located in the south of Britonisea on a separent island called Telm. Other major cities in Britonisea include Al De Londonisea (Largest City), The Ice City of Eaux, The Hot city of Doportedas and the Britonisean City of Britonisea City.

Britonisea is well known for hosting tennis tournaments and also owning a huge business called Britannual. Of Britannual, the most known is it's news paper Britannual News Articles.

History

At first, Britonisea was 3 islands. They where founded by The Mousem Boys which had 6 of them. 2 of them founded Britoniseausa, 1 of them found Britoniseagreenlands, 2 of them found Britonisearussia and 1 more found Telm or Britoniseamaine. This was officially called The Country of Britonisea in 63 AD and was recognised in the world on 64AD. Being said, Britonisea has been through some hard times. Britonisea is no longer 1 countries but a few countries united by the law of 1400. It says "Britonisea is not a country, but a united Kingdom consisting of 6 different countries. Included are Greenlands, The Ice, Russea, South Britonisea, North Britonisea and Telm." From that day, there was lots of battles making The Ice, Russea, South and North Britonisea and Telm one country. It still remains a country as The Grrenlands and it's colonies are not Britonisea. Other than that, Britonisea was a quiet country until the late 1800s when a new king conqured and named this The Grande Kingdom. That king's family reins on today as Queen Britannia rules the country. As of 2014, North Britonisea has become it's own nation but still relying on The Grand British Kingdom.

Etymology

The name The Grand British Kingdom of Britonisea came from Britunsea. In Old Britonish it means grand and water. Or the grand seas. As years went pass it changed from Britunsea= Britonsea=Brightonisea=Britonisea. A demonym of someone also relates to it. Brityunvik, in Old Britonish meant people of th grand. It has change from Brityunvik=Brit=Brityonik= Britonik=Britonish. Britunsea still means grand sea but since the language is on the brink of extinction, 1 word words that mean 2 words in English are not used. Such as Britunsea (1 Worded Word) to grand Sea (2 Worded Words).

Britonisean Government

Britonisean government swings like a pendulum. At the moment Britonisea's Labour Party runs this country. The government expenditure higest is Law and order where they spend around 30% of their money on it.

The different Parties

1. The Britonisean Labour Party 2. The Britonisean Conservative Party 3. The Britonisean Liberal Party 4. The Britonisean Independence Party 5. The Britonisean Sports Party 6. The Britonisean Green Party 7. The Southern Britonisean Party 8. The Eastern Britonisean Party 9. The Northern Hemisphere Party 10. The Vote Party

The Geography of Britonisea

Britonisea is a very big country, South-Eastern of The Union of Confederate Regions. It is the second biggest main country, it is the biggest island country in The Union of Confederate Regions. The Grand British Kingdom and North Britonisea are counrries quite far away from the rest of the region. Nations near Langor Empire is the most congested.

Britonisean Culture

Music at WorldVision

Britonisea has taken part in it's first WorldVision which is the 31st in it's edition. It has been widely shown of BVC (Britunik Vefecosoin Cairkovoin) but has been widely criticized by Britonisean government as they relesed a statement saying "WorldVision 31 has not given Britonisea the biggest welcome. We are reconsidering the presence of WorldVision 32 deciding on where it is being hosted" This means if a nation is picked to host WV32 that Britonisea does not feel welcomed then we will automatically pull out of the tournament.

In WorldVision 31 we have entered Garange L'Iwes from the East of Britonisea and he will be singing a song called 'one to win' and so far, the votes are looking low, but sure. Britonisea has awarded A country called Lyonsland 12 points (maximum marks). At the end we came penultimate with a disappointing 16 points and left in 23rd place.

In WorldVision 32, We have entered a woman who comes from Britonisea and she sung "A man who pushed me down the stairs". It was better than the first performance. This performance included a very pleasing trick and a lot of light trick. It was one of the kjoke entries and it did stand out to the public around the world but it was not the best as Britonisea ended up in middle spot with an okay score of 31 points.

In WorldVision 33, we have entered a man who will be singing "Damage myself". This is the first WorldVision that Britonisea and North Britonisea has split up. North Britonisea has signed up an anti-Britonisean song called "Away from Britonisea" It is not a song that Britonisea is happy with but Britonisea has no control of what the North does.

Food

Britonisea eats a lot of multicultural food from different countries. We mostly eat food from a British, American and Jamaican origin. We eat British Chips but we cook them in olive oil and sometimes we cook them in Apple Oil (Made in Britonisea) to make the chips sweet. To eat with it, we could have some fried (Not deep fried) chips which is a healthy diet. We also recommend a 4-a-day of fruit and vegetables and 9-a-day cups of mineral water. Also, for Sunday Roast, we usually cook Roast Potatoes, roasted Chicken (Turkey, Duck or lamb is included), roasted carrots and others, rice and plantain. For desert, you would eat a nice chocolate cheese cake and the norm is to eat this around 3 o'clock. Also on Sundays, you have breakfast a 8am and wait for big dinner at 3pm. This is a treat in Britonisea. When it comes to take-away shops, we do not have a lot. We have shops like Rubber Chicken, Mother-Licking Chicken (Nationstates food supplied by Super-Llamaland and Nouvel Ecosse) and Britannual Take away. There is an odd non-deep fry Fish and chunky chip shop around town.

Media

Media in Britonisea is widely criticized across the globe as one of the most known articles, Britannual News, gets all the juicy detail that happens in every day lives (As it says on the bottom of the article) it can even cause disruption across nations. One that was sparked was about a man who fell on his rear. It was a global hit, though Britannual News got a big fine for doing so. We are also hyped up about sports than any other news ever before. In November part of Britannual News was sold to All-Nation news which quickly got resold.

Sports

Britonisea respects sports a lot. It has taken part in many sports competitions. Such as WBC (World Baseball Championships), WLC (World Lacrosse Championships), tennis tournaments (Such as The Britonisean Britannual Open, The Cenian Open, Jexxus Open, The Lzher-Jeckland Invitational, The March Kannapian Invitational and many more) and many more sports in and around the NS World. So far, Britonisea has hosted 4 tournaments and have lost 2 bids for The Ultimate Cup and The World Handball (12) Championships. We have also taken part in The Winter Olympics held in Arçon. The Grand British Kingdom is to host The first Union of Confederate Regions games. Also The Grand British Kingdom has entered 66 entrances to the Games of The 9th Olympiad in Kytler Bay City and Zube in Kytler Peninsulae. While North Britonisea has entered the smallest entrances of 2 entrances but is not the smallest delagation...