Inner Lan Riconia Trili

The Badass kazoo players of Inner Lan Riconia Trili is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Ty Ty da Overlord with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 808 million bolokias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inner lan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.1%.

The powerhouse bolokian economy, worth 81.5 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,901 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Inner Lan Riconia Trili's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, homophobia is off the menu, Wayne Campbell's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inner Lan Riconia Trili's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inner Lan Riconia Trili is ranked 3,998th in the world and 1st in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,400.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.