Nation/9003

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9003 is a nation with almost 3 billion citizen. The governments only concern is oppression and the economy. currently is part of the nazgul of Mordor.

The Holy red Enthusiastic of 9003 is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Kim Jong uni with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.874 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of your face. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is 9002ism, and its currency is the gold.