Nation/British Gambia

The Archduchy of British Gambia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 931 million British Gambians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The very strong British Gambian economy, worth 134 trillion Gambian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 144,427 Gambian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 660,287 per year while the poor average 19,241, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. British Gambia's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Gambia is ranked 22,603rd in the world and 158th in Europe for Nudest, with 204 Cheeks Per Square Mile.