Nation/Catabologna

The Kingdom of Catabologna is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million Catabolognans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Catabolognan economy, worth 345 billion Shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 69,074 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Catabologna's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Catabologna is ranked 88,942nd in the world and 3,762nd in the West Pacific for Nudest, with 117 Cheeks Per Square Mile.