Nation/Chreeeeeees

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The United Systems of Chreeeeeees is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Chreees with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.503 billion Chreeeeeeesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Chreeeeeees. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chreeeeeeesian economy, worth 240 trillion Chreeesian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,900 Chreeesian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,364 per year while the poor average 45,344, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chreeeeeees's national animal is the Lesser Spotted Common space Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

History

783: Sir Chreees the Bold set sail from the lands of Phario with 1000 loyal soldiers and 5000 sell swords.

784: Sir Chreees lands. He establishes port Chreeeeees and then conquers the 3 tribal kingdoms

786:King Chreees I is crowned and the United Kingdom of Chreeeeeees is formed

987: The United Kingdom of Chreeeeees goes to war with the Empire of Novax Terra. The United Kingdom of Chreeeeees gains land

999:The United Kingdom of Chreeeeees Joins the Grand alliance against the Sutk'i invaders known as the Malidarvik

1911:The United Kingdom of Chreeeeeees invades Shydale in what is known as the 5 day war.

1911:The United Kingdom of Chreeeeeees becomes the United Kingdom and Empire of Chreeeeeees

1913:The United Kingdom and Empire of Chreeeeeees annexes the Isles of the Cry after the battle of the beach

1913:After the War with the League of Galawen and the Confederation of independent Sovereign States the Nation is declared a civil Republic