Nation/East Prussia aka Konigsberg

The Republic of East Prussia aka Konigsberg is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Wilhelm Fischer with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.76 billion Prussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsberg. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish East Prussia aka Konigsbergian economy, worth 55.3 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,400 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, all guns must be registered, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Prussia aka Konigsberg's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

East Prussia aka Konigsberg is ranked 108,105th in the world and 67th in The European Union for Nudest, with 103.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.