Nation/Euleaskalia

The Adrelij Emissary of Euleaskalia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.183 billion Etiopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neve Corona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The powerhouse Etiopian economy, worth 95.9 trillion Etiopian Free Credits a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 81,024 Etiopian Free Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Euleaskalia's national animal is the Pollo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euleaskalia is ranked 63,829th in the world and 1,170th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,619.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.