Nation/Gregland9993

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The Confederacy of Gregland9993 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.35 billion Gregland9993ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gregland9993ian economy, worth 596 trillion Rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 253,926 Rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,280,476 per year while the poor average 28,073, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Rand charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gregland9993's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gregland9993 is ranked 2,390th in the world and 6th in The Remote Highlands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 44,794.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.