Nation/Grimoreum

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The Empire of Grimoreum is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.826 billion Grimmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supremum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimmian economy, worth 287 trillion Honours a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 157,516 Honours, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimoreum's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grimoreum is ranked 148,393rd in the world and 40th in Unknown for Nudest, with 27.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.