Nation/Hello it me

The Republic of Hello it me is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 245 million Hello it me's inhumane idiots hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Hello it mean economy, worth 16.7 trillion Pops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 68,259 Pops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, a government program is underway to revitalize Hello it me's beaches, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hello it me's national animal is the Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hello it me is ranked 61,472nd in the world and 12th in Commonwealth of Fifteen Pens for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,446.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.