Nation/Humpheria

The President of Humpheria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Humph with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.139 billion Humpherias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humpheria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Humpherian economy, worth 722 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,728 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Humpheria's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Humpheria is ranked 9,858th in the world and 15th in Libertatem for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,976.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.