Nation/Pastinaria

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The Pastafarianists of Pastinaria is a massive, cultured WA nation ruled by The Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaghettiville. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pastinaria's national animal is the Lasagna, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Noodle.

Factbook:

"The Republic of Pastinaria is a republic nation dedicated to the religion of Pastafarianism, the belief that god is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Our country dedicates to low taxes, maximum gun rights, banishment of homosexuality, free Pasta dishes to all, and more pasta dishes. We are a people of care, common sense, and nice flavor. We are located in The Burning Aisles and we have close associations with our fellow allies Chimpanzia, Frylock, Speed and Power, Arbona, and Chevy Silverado, and we shall protect them at all costs. We will not forget, retreat, or surrender for our rights, and we shall prevail, and we will show all what we are made of... noodles and sauce! May The Flying Spaghetti Monster Be With You My Friends!!!"

Motto: “Pasta... The Food of the FSM and All Living.”

Pastinaria was created on October 15, 2013 by Tommy Arbona, who has created 6 total nations currently, including (in order of date created) Pastinaria, Chimpanzia, Frylock, Speed and Power, Arbona (which is planned to die soon), and Chevy Silverado. Pastinaria's main home region is The Burning Aisles, which was created by the nation Sai Birch and has Fire Breathing Anarchists Unite as the current WA Delegate. Pastinaria is categorized as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy (but desires to be a Capitalist Paradise), has over 1 billion citizens, and is in the Top 2,000 in Challenge mode.

(This nation is sourced by Pastinaria himself and intends that no changes are to be made, but any notifications of inaccurate statements [not including opinions by Pastinaria or the reader] are noted and possibly obeyed if telegrammed about mistakes.)