Nation/Seraxinbourgh

The Empire of Seraxinbourgh is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 540 million Seraxinbourghians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laborno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seraxinbourghian economy, worth 65.8 trillion Brows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,872 Brows, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seraxinbourgh's national animal is the Sonion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seraxinbourgh is ranked 27,042nd in the world and 1st in MappingRepublic for Nudest, with 197.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.