Nation/The Chaos Nation

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The United States of The Chaos Nation is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate, cynical population of 529 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottogrounds City. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, The Chaos Nation has designated Ottogrounds City as its capital city, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chaos Nation's national animal is the PONIES, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Chaos $.

The Chaos Nation is ranked 8th in The Chaos Theatre and 49,724th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.