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|native_name                = <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett (aka the antagonist of NationStates)<!--REGION_NAME_END--><br/>{{externalflag|<!--REGION_FLAG_START-->null<!--REGION_FLAG_END-->}}
 
|native_name                = <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett (aka the antagonist of NationStates)<!--REGION_NAME_END--><br/>{{externalflag|<!--REGION_FLAG_START-->null<!--REGION_FLAG_END-->}}
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|founder                    = <!--REGION_FOUNDER_START-->San Espirito, the nation who led the attempt to spite Onett<!--REGION_FOUNDER_END-->
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|founder                    = <!--REGION_FOUNDER_START-->San Espirito<!--REGION_FOUNDER_END-->
 
|wa_delegate                = <!--REGION_DELEGATE_START-->The Piplup<!--REGION_DELEGATE_END-->
 
|wa_delegate                = <!--REGION_DELEGATE_START-->The Piplup<!--REGION_DELEGATE_END-->
 
|wa_members                  = <!--REGION_WA_POPULATION_START-->3<!--REGION_WA_POPULATION_END-->
 
|wa_members                  = <!--REGION_WA_POPULATION_START-->3<!--REGION_WA_POPULATION_END-->
 
|members                    = <!--REGION_POPULATION_START-->4<!--REGION_POPULATION_END-->
 
|members                    = <!--REGION_POPULATION_START-->4<!--REGION_POPULATION_END-->
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|gross_regional_product      = <!--REGION_GRP_START-->N/A, primarily because the member nations don't even know what that means<!--REGION_GRP_END-->
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|gross_regional_product      = <!--REGION_GRP_START-->N/A<!--REGION_GRP_END-->
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|region_page                = <!--REGION_LINK_START-->[https://www.nationstates.net/region=nord_onett Nord Onett](don't go here, it's nowhere near as good as Dalrawduel)<!--REGION_LINK_END-->
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|region_page                = <!--REGION_LINK_START-->[https://www.nationstates.net/region=nord_onett Nord Onett]<!--REGION_LINK_END-->
 
|population_estimate        = <!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_START-->72 million (Who would actually want to live here?!)<!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_END-->
 
|population_estimate        = <!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_START-->72 million (Who would actually want to live here?!)<!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_END-->
 
|population_estimate_year    = <!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_YEAR_START-->2014<!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_YEAR_END-->
 
|population_estimate_year    = <!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_YEAR_START-->2014<!--REGION_POPULATION_AMT_YEAR_END-->
 
|HDI                        = <!--REGION_HDI_START-->0.510<!--REGION_HDI_END-->
 
|HDI                        = <!--REGION_HDI_START-->0.510<!--REGION_HDI_END-->
 
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'''<!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->''' is a <!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_START-->minuscule region<!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_END-->, <!--REGION_STYLE_START-->inhabited by a few solitary nations. These nations are not very pleasant, as they created the region simply to spite Onett, which is actually a GOOD region. Another good region is Dalrawduel. It's absolutely incredible. Even the nations in Nord Onett know it. Everyone should move there and praise the glorious founder, The Medieval Kingdom of Danton. Because he makes Nord Onett look ridiculous. Which they actually are. But never mind that.
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'''<!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->''' is a <!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_START-->minuscule region<!--REGION_POPULATION_DESC_END-->, <!--REGION_STYLE_START-->inhabited by a few solitary nations.
  
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Throughout <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->, traditions are kept strictly throughout the region, punishing upstarts and rabble-rousers harshly. Political freedom does not exist. The region is recognized as an extreme dictatorship. This region is terrible!  Do not move here!  Economies in the region tend to be positively crummy. Raiders are welcomed freely by the inhabitants. The median tax rate of the region is 2889%, but is frequently higher for the wealthy. Kicking cats is the favorite activity of the natives. The economies of nations in the region tend to be weighted more towards the private sector, with on average only 430000% of the economy comprising the public sector.  This region was made to antagonize Onett. Commerce is a priority for governments, accounting for an average of -30807% of public expenditure.
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Throughout <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->, traditions are kept strictly throughout the region, punishing upstarts and rabble-rousers harshly. Political freedom does not exist. The region is recognized as an extreme dictatorship. Economies in the region tend to be positively crummy. Raiders are welcomed freely by the inhabitants. The median tax rate of the region is 28%, but is frequently higher for the wealthy. The economies of nations in the region tend to be weighted more towards the private sector, with on average only 430000% of the economy comprising the public sector. Commerce is a priority for governments, accounting for an average of 3% of public expenditure.
  
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<!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END--> does not prioritize education in any meaningful way. The region is a lawless wasteland, nations regularly being the subject of documentaries by brave filmmakers.  The region's regional animal is the carrot. Governments make no provision for law and order.  This region sucks. Defense is a major priority for governments within the region, with a large chunk of government budgets being devoted to it. Dalrawduel is the best region ever.  Move there now! Public transport is a popular mode of transport in the region, receiving on average of 9000% of total government budgets.
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<!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END--> does not prioritize education in any meaningful way. The region is a lawless wasteland, nations regularly being the subject of documentaries by brave filmmakers.  Governments make no provision for law and order.  This region sucks. Defense is a major priority for governments within the region, with a large chunk of government budgets being devoted to it.   Public transport is a popular mode of transport in the region, receiving on average of 9000% of total government budgets.
  
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The administration departments of <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END--> are all-consuming, soaking up budgets in aid of supporting a bureaucracy of millions, with an average of 12% of government budgets being devoted to Administration. French Horns rule the region.  Some government provision is made for healthcare, but at an average of only 1% the provision for healthcare in the region is paltry.  There are no political freedoms.  It spends all of the money on trash. Welfare is a large part of floor, with denizens amply provided for. Spirituality is an obsession of governments in the region, with a relatively very high average of over 9000% of government budgets being devoted to Spirituality. However, this is a rather unfortunate type of spirituality, being that the religion in question requires the sacrifice of carrots daily and worship of a small carrot from thousands of years before. It's rather odd, quite frankly.
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The administration departments of <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END--> are all-consuming, soaking up budgets in aid of supporting a bureaucracy of millions, with an average of 12% of government budgets being devoted to Administration.  Some government provision is made for healthcare, but at an average of only 1% the provision for healthcare in the region is paltry.  There are no political freedoms.  Welfare is a large part of floor, with denizens amply provided for. Spirituality is an obsession of governments in the region, with a relatively very high average of 9% of government budgets being devoted to Spirituality. However, this is a rather unfortunate type of spirituality, being that the religion in question requires the sacrifice of carrots daily and worship of a small carrot from thousands of years before. It's rather odd, quite frankly.
  
 
In <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->, Social inequality is total, with wealth being held by a tiny fraction of the region's populace - namely the corrupt and greedy government. The environments of the nations in the region are almost universally appalling.
 
In <!--REGION_NAME_START-->Nord Onett<!--REGION_NAME_END-->, Social inequality is total, with wealth being held by a tiny fraction of the region's populace - namely the corrupt and greedy government. The environments of the nations in the region are almost universally appalling.
  
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Also, it is widely known that someone should REALLY raid that region and then eject everyone there. It's what they want. No "if"s or "but"s about it. It has to be done.
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However, it is well known that none of this information is important, because it isn't as though anyone actually likes this place anyway. So this page will end here.<!--REGION_STYLE_END-->
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Nord Onett (aka the antagonist of NationStates)
Founder San Espirito
WA Delegate The Piplup
Members 4
 -  of which WA 3
Regional population
 -  2014 estimate 72 million (Who would actually want to live here?!)
GRP N/A
Regional HDI 0.510
low
Region page
Nord Onett

Nord Onett is a minuscule region, inhabited by a few solitary nations.

Throughout Nord Onett, traditions are kept strictly throughout the region, punishing upstarts and rabble-rousers harshly. Political freedom does not exist. The region is recognized as an extreme dictatorship. Economies in the region tend to be positively crummy. Raiders are welcomed freely by the inhabitants. The median tax rate of the region is 28%, but is frequently higher for the wealthy. The economies of nations in the region tend to be weighted more towards the private sector, with on average only 430000% of the economy comprising the public sector. Commerce is a priority for governments, accounting for an average of 3% of public expenditure.

Nord Onett does not prioritize education in any meaningful way. The region is a lawless wasteland, nations regularly being the subject of documentaries by brave filmmakers. Governments make no provision for law and order. This region sucks. Defense is a major priority for governments within the region, with a large chunk of government budgets being devoted to it. Public transport is a popular mode of transport in the region, receiving on average of 9000% of total government budgets.

The administration departments of Nord Onett are all-consuming, soaking up budgets in aid of supporting a bureaucracy of millions, with an average of 12% of government budgets being devoted to Administration. Some government provision is made for healthcare, but at an average of only 1% the provision for healthcare in the region is paltry. There are no political freedoms. Welfare is a large part of floor, with denizens amply provided for. Spirituality is an obsession of governments in the region, with a relatively very high average of 9% of government budgets being devoted to Spirituality. However, this is a rather unfortunate type of spirituality, being that the religion in question requires the sacrifice of carrots daily and worship of a small carrot from thousands of years before. It's rather odd, quite frankly.

In Nord Onett, Social inequality is total, with wealth being held by a tiny fraction of the region's populace - namely the corrupt and greedy government. The environments of the nations in the region are almost universally appalling.


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