Region/Runeheim

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Runeheim
Founder A hard boiled egg
WA Delegate A rainbow
Members 6
 -  of which WA 0
Regional population
 -  2014 estimate What population?
GRP N/A
Regional HDI What HDI?
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Runeheim

Runeheim is a small, retarded, very primitive, and illegitimate region, with a suffering community of 6 nations.

The broken, suffering populace of Runeheim are always oppressed by the ruling governments controlled by spoiled 4-year-olds. Nations in the region are very psychotic dictatorships, with denizens being afforded nothing. Economies in the region tend to be very strong, with the major powers trading rare commodities such as firewood and "food." Denizens suffer under an enormous tax burden throughout the region, with a median tax rate of 100%. Next to nothing is a priority for governments, accounting for an average of 100% of public expenditure.

Runeheim's denizens are never educated, with the literacy rate exactly at 0% The region's law enforcement officials are too well-equipped and overzealous, and arrest and execute people for committing the most trivial of crimes such as shaking hands and smiling, which are seen to be revolutionary in nature, and still they have a very high level of crime. Denizens have ridiculously huge defense forces to protect itself from its very awesome pacifist neighbor region who constantly does everything to piss Zyphius off. Public transport is never used in the region, with cars, bikes, and an assorted bunch of vehicles clogging the streets, that is, if they can afford one.

Throughout Runeheim, governments always do nothing in major crises and instead indulge themselves with luxury, with an average of over 100% of government budgets being devoted to Administration. Everyone in Runeheim is always f***ing his neighbor. There is no healthcare, as hospital patients die just as they were carried into the ambulance, and there is a personality cult centered upon its rulers (and quite possibly Cthulhu).

Social inequality is a major problem never going to be solved within Runeheim, and no effort has been made to correct the problem. The region's landscapes are ridiculously appalling, since anything green has died out millenia ago. If any hope is to be found in this region... just kidding, there isn't any hope.