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|national_languages          = Norwegian, Swedish, Danish
 
|national_languages          = Norwegian, Swedish, Danish
 
|demonym                    = Statson
 
|demonym                    = Statson
|government_type            = Constitutional Monarchy
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|government_type            = Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
 
|leader_title1              = Prince
 
|leader_title1              = Prince
 
|leader_name1                = Benjor Harlaug
 
|leader_name1                = Benjor Harlaug
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|established_event1          = Unification
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|established_date1          = 759
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|established_event2          = Dissolution
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|established_date2          = 1973
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|established_event3          = Second Statish Monarchy
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|established_date3          = 2012
 
|established_event4          = Region
 
|established_event4          = Region
 
|established_date4          = [[Region/League_of_Christian_Nations|League of Christian Nations]]
 
|established_date4          = [[Region/League_of_Christian_Nations|League of Christian Nations]]
|population_estimate        = 1.598 Billion
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|population_estimate        = 2.045 Billion
 
|population_estimate_year    = 2014
 
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|HDI                        = 0.856
 
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The Constitusional Monarchy of Statsen is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Benjor Harlaug with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 1.579 billion Statsons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
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The Constitusional Monarchy of Statsen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Benjor Harlaug with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.045 billion Statsons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
  
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statzbûrg. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Tourism and Pizza Delivery.
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It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statzbûrg. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.
  
Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, private law firms are unheard of, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statsen's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pentecostalism, and its currency is the Weiler.
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Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statsen's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pentecostalism, and its currency is the Weiler.
  
 
[[Category:League of Christian Nations]]
 
[[Category:League of Christian Nations]]

Latest revision as of 18:12, 28 December 2014

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Statsen
Statsen
"World Assembly Member"
CapitalStatzbûrg
Largest city Statzbûrg
Official languages Statish
Recognised national languages Norwegian, Swedish, Danish
Demonym Statson
Government Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
 -  Prince Benjor Harlaug
 -  Prime minister Hampfel Dranner
Legislature Drivatingr
Establishment
 -  Unification 759 
 -  Dissolution 1973 
 -  Second Statish Monarchy 2012 
 -  Region League of Christian Nations 
Population
 -  2014 estimate 2.045 Billion
HDI 0.856
very high
Currency Weiler
Date format dd ˘ mm ˘ yyyy
Internet TLD .st

The Constitusional Monarchy of Statsen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Benjor Harlaug with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.045 billion Statsons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statzbûrg. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statsen's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pentecostalism, and its currency is the Weiler.