The Eternal Kawaii–Omigodtheykilledkenny relations

The Eternal Kawaii–Omigodtheykilledkenny relations refers to diplomacy between Omigodtheykilledkenny and the now-stateless entity of The Eternal Kawaii. To outside observers, the colorful history of Kawaiian-Kennyite relations might seem like an old Japanese horror film (in fact, there were multiple scenes involving frightened civilians fleeing rampaging supercreatures). To the many people that were actually part of these episodes, however, it was just one freakish nightmare after another. And another.

Kennyite and Kawaiian leaders have typically regarded each other with high levels of suspicion, even contempt. In 2005, the two countries were on opposing sides in a war known as the Kitten Revolution, which was quickly resolved in favor of a mutual, if uneasy, peace. Omigodtheykilledkenny considered the Holy Otaku Church's regime over Kawaii a rogue state, while Kawaiian leaders maintain to this day that Kennyite political figures are guilty of war crimes. The Kawaiian state was overthrown in 2007. The same year, a refugee Kawaiian tribe was given permission to settle in an historic district of Paradise City known as "The Fortress."

Cultural ties between the two countries have survived, despite repeated tumult. The Kawaiian Health Spa, which also doubles as a national consulate, operates in a converted ski lodge on a mountain slope overlooking Paradise City, and the Lucky Unico casino in The Fortress has been a popular locale for Kennyite risk-takers since it opened in 2008. The Kennyite consular office to The Eternal Kawaii is located in the ladies' room across the hall from the Kawaiian offices at WA Headquarters.